when you blacklist 9487657483949587 versions of the same thing and it still shows up in your dash

when your friend starts watching one of your favorite shows

(◕‿◕✿)

when they start acting like they know more than you

(⊙‿⊙✿)

my hobbies include sleeping and feeling like i’ve never slept

why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone

If i got a dollar for every time i thought about you, i would start thinking about you

My sexual orientation is straight

to the computer when I wake up

Hey Pheebs, you want to help?

50% of me wants to be the type of girl who does yoga at night, and drinks green tea, and reads books, and wears cute pyjamas, and stays at home; while the other 50% of me wants to wear my sexiest outfit and go out doing lines of cocaine off strippers racks while dancing to dirty music until I black out. 

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Where I’m from: London, England
Where I would like to live: Cornwall
Favourite food: Lemon chicken, rice

Religion: None
Sexual orientation: Straight
Relationship status: Single [and horny]

Favourite book: American Gods by Neil Gaiman
Favourite movie: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Life of Pi
Favourite TV show: Game of Thrones

Random fact about me: I love food but I hate eating it
Favorite day of the year: Halloween is pretty cool
Favourite colour: Red
If I have any pets; if so, their name: A budgie, Luigi
What I’m listening to right now: Some boring pile of crap on ITV 1

What’s my ringtone: I think it’sVan Morrison’s Moondance but I can’t remember (my phone has been on silent for the longest time)
Favourite character from a TV show: Tyrion Lannister
Favourite character from a movie: Forrest Gump

What my name means: Worthy of being loved (oh puke)

Celebrity crush: Lee Pace, Robert Sheehan